My name is Keith and I specialise in...
Creating something from nothing.Me in less than fifty words...
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I like spending time at home with my family. I dislike teenagers on 50cc scooters. I love real ale. I hate the speed bumps on my mum and dad’s road. I’m very fond of music, cooking, gardening, travel and I particularly like eating in restaurants with Dyson Airblades.
My favourite designs...
The Dyson Airblade. It’s a new type of hand dryer that uses a high velocity blade of air to literally strip moisture from your skin. Apparently it’s imbued with ‘Dyson Airblade Action’ and the Royal Institute of Public Health consider it to be a significant step forward in hand dryer technology and hygiene. I just think it’s pretty cool and I’d seriously consider eating in any restaurant that could boast one of these in their washroom.I bet you didn't know that...
I once had a game of footie with Bob Mortimer of ‘Vic and Bob’ fame whilst at the Phoenix music festival.My favourite biscuit...
A Tunnocks chocolate coated caramel wafer. It’s got five layers of wafer, five layers of caramel and a luxurious coating of chocolate. I buy 8 packs from Tesco and eat them all!